My new car radio (e-mailed by nik_gr)

Ωραίο και σύντομο... σαν stand-up comedy. Thanx, Nik!

I got a new car radio yesterday.
It has voice recognition.
You shout "soul" and it searches for a soul station and starts playing soul music.
You shout "rock" and it plays rock and roll. You shout "country" and it finds country music.

Some children ran in front of my car, causing me to swerve at the last second.
I yelled out "F***ing kids".
Now my radio is playing Michael Jackson